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Wednesday, 28 January 2009

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"Bastard Bigfoot!"

Sasquatch, also known by such names as Bigfoot and Yeti, was filmed on a Japanese tourist's camcorder today, near where a stream crosses the roadway somewhere in western Yellowstone National Park.

"It was amazing! Totally Unreal!" The 25 year old Okinawa resident went on to tell us it was "awesome" and "like some really cheesy American monster movie."

Around noon, while taking video at a roadside park, a strange rumbling noise was heard coming from behind some bushes. Thinking a bear may be about to come out, the victim turned his camera in that direction. And that is when the unbelievable happened.

"He attack me, then take my camera!" the visibly shaken young man shouted at us for no reason. "He take out disk. Take battery. Leave me with camera and wet pants! He smell bad! Now me, too."

Without visual prove, many skeptics are doubtful, regardless that they were shown the evidence of a battery-less camcorder and pair of badly stained Japanese pants.

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