German scientists have announced that dramatic ice thaws in the North Pole are down not to climate change or any other rational scientific explanation but are caused purely by the Bermuda Triangle.
They explain that the mysterious forces at the heart of the Bermuda Triangle are unwittingly causing a rapid shift in the amount of ice in the Pole and there is no reversal possible unless someone works out a systematic way of controlling the flow of energy from the Triangle to the northern Polar region.
Mr Eric Bedwetter, a common street sweeper from Barnsley in Yorkshire UK, believes he has an answer. "If we build a large weir across the Bermuda Triangle and place.....uh oh". Unfortunately Mr Bedwetter didn't complete his statement as he died, another victim of the Bermuda Triangle's phenomenal power. Scientists are now hoping to see where
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