17 year old genius Stan Freeman has instrumented the capture of Osama Bin Laden and collected the $25,000,000 Bounty.
In an interview on Larry King Live, Stan was asked how he was able to accomplish in 24 hours what the military could not do in two months.
"It was easy," Stan said, "I simply air-lifted a car load of Jehovah's witnesses into the mountains of Afghanistan."
"No-one can hide from those people!"
Bin Laden will be tried as soon as he has recovered, and paid off his subscription to the bi-weekly Jehovah's witness newsletter.
One Jehovah's witness was said to say: "Yeah! My brothers and sisters have risen on this occasion to stamp out the scourge of the modern world. You can read all about it in our fortnightly newsletter, costing only 14.99 each."