Milan - Sewage workers are into their third week on strike in Milan causing sanitary systems to back up and raw sewage to overflow onto the streets. Mayor Benny Benito called a press conference today where he announced, "Kaka stay ina Milan!"
"City stinky poo-poo."
"Alla business closa even sporta closa, no more futbols, it maka me cry."
"I mean to talka to city workers and giva them apiecea my mind."
"Only thinga organiza here is organiza crima."
"It not so badda tho, everybody can maka love instead and then goa home and make love to their wifa too."
A boiled water advisory is in effect.