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Friday, 23 January 2009

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Kaka Stay in Milan

Milan - Sewage workers are into their third week on strike in Milan causing sanitary systems to back up and raw sewage to overflow onto the streets. Mayor Benny Benito called a press conference today where he announced, "Kaka stay ina Milan!"

"City stinky poo-poo."

"Alla business closa even sporta closa, no more futbols, it maka me cry."

"I mean to talka to city workers and giva them apiecea my mind."

"You-know-whatta-ima-talkinabout?"

"Only thinga organiza here is organiza crima."

"It not so badda tho, everybody can maka love instead and then goa home and make love to their wifa too."

A boiled water advisory is in effect.

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