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Tuesday, 20 January 2009

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Don't worry Beyonce, I still loves ya x

World famous singers Beyonce and Jay-Z are not speaking to each other following Beyonce's last performance for Barack Obama. Jay-Z did not compliment Beyonce after her performance on her hair, clothes, shoes or jewellery.

She was said to be "heartbroken" as all he said was "well done".

Jay-Z now says to be very disappointed and upset by her decision, but has admitted there was nothing to compliment on after the performance. He says the dress she was wearing was not as nice as some dresses she usually wears, and her jewellery was fake and cheap. Her shoes didn't match her dress either, and he thinks she didn't sing as well as she could have.

So, she's improving then!

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