Washington,DC/ Neilson Ratings Update - Jilly Beiden is at it again, following her 3 day "retreat" at the Betty Ford Clinic after her embarrassing showing on a recent Oprah Epic where she revealed that Hillary Clinton was really "a number Two", a reference to either her Secretary of State appointment or the VP's bodily functions.
This time she held Larry King in rapture as he continued to ask her soft ball questions on her family life, her experience as a high school cheerleader and her participation in the college thespian club she joined after giving up shop class.
The camera kept focusing in on the VP's wife as she incessantly dug at her ear with a sharply pointed, but well manicured little finger. The camera swung back to King as he nervously pulled on his suspenders, and was obviously hoping for a commercial break to spare him and his viewers an embarrassing moment.
Following a commercial break featuring once in a life time offers for Baracko-memoribilia, the camera came back to Larry who faced a smiling Jilly Beiden, who was mysteriously cupping her hands as she moved them in supplication toward "the great enunciator".
Intrigued beyond a doubt, a perplexed King asked Beiden the question 2,301,000 Neilson viewers were dying to know: What do you have in your hands there, Jill?"
The cameras slowly moved into Beiden's cupped hands as she slowly opened them and said reverently , " Why, a wax bust of Obama, naturally!"
Four black suited Secret Service men AGAIN came in and assisted Mrs. Beiden off the set and back to the Betty Ford Clinic.
Larry, never at a loss for words, waxed poetic about the formidable attributes of Mrs. Beiden saying "There, ladies and gentlemen, goes a VERY creative woman! Jill and Joe, ladies and gentlemen, a match made in heaven!"
The screen fades to black as pandemonium erupts on the set with Larry having an angina attack.