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Tuesday, 20 January 2009

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Washington,DC/ Tribal News - Carrying the traditional i-kiwas, a short thrusting spear, a descendant of Zulu King, Shaka, tried to present a tribal offering to incoming President Obama, which unfortunately led to his immediate arrest sparking an international incident!

Shaka Hussein Zulu IV was wrestled to the ground outside the White House after the African Warrior heaved a gutted Wart Hog over the wrought iron fence as a token of his esteem, and a plea for additional African aid money.

Speaking through an interpreter, Shaka said he was sent to the inauguration after hearing about it during a raiding party in Kenya where he had been foraging for diamonds and looting a UN funded SPAM factory for much needed food for his warrior tribe.

He said once he saw the Obama posters plastered everywhere in Kenya, he was immediately stuck by the family resemblance to his great, great grandfather, Shaka Hussein I, who also had big ears, commanded a great jump shot, travelled alot , bred many women and was a fantastic orator.

Shaka said his trip was funded by an international grant funded through the UN by Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez who misappropriated the money under the guise of furthering "human relations" with "darkmen", a phrase used by the Narco Dictator in referring to the US President.

Under further interrogation, aided by new directives by Attorney General Eric Holder which enabled his interrogators to ply him with Bombay Gin, foot massages and an autographed copy of the just released DVD of "Notorious", Shaka quickly revealed that he was hopeful of having a village meeting and pig roast with the President and his staff to discuss the future of the Zulu tribe in Africa and his role as a community organizer.

Things were going well until he glimpsed a picture of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi which caused an epileptic fit. The interpreter explained that Shaka Hussein I was ultimately brought down by a Witch Doctor that bore an uncanny resemblance to the Madam, and he has had an unbridled fear and loathing of conniving witches ever since.

After a thorough debriefing, Shaka was turned over to the good graces of the Very Reverend Al Sharpton who promised to find a place for Shaka in his NY City based non-profit organization as an "enforcer" to make the rounds collecting "charitable" donations from mostly white business interests fearing boycotts.

The wart hog was turned over to the Kenyan contingent of the Obama clan camping out on the White House lawn, who were said to be overjoyed with the President's generosity and his prowess as a "good provider", a fact echoed by his 5M followers who swarmed the Capitol to collect their election checks.

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