Chicago,Il, Soap Oprah Times - "Jilly" Biden, wife of VP Elect Joe "loose cannon" Biden, stunned Oprah and her listeners recently when she revealed Hillary Clinton only got the Secretary of State Post because "Joey" didn't want it!
According to Mrs. Biden, now being likened to earlier scatter brain diareaha of the mouth politico wife, Martha Mitchell, Biden was offered the position of VP or Sec. of State, apparently a "No Brainer" for the plagiaristic Politician with the radio active hair implants.
Despite being "hushed" by her husband in front of a live studio audience, Jilly, fueled on 4 Planters Punch cocktails before appearing on air, said she demanded her husband take the much less strenuous job of VP, giving him more time to spend with the family, and golfing outings with former VP Dan Quayle who is his partner in a "think tank".
"Darling," she slurred, "you know you couldn't take the intellectual stress of dealing with all that international protocol and making policy statements to those people with the towels on their heads. Leave it to Hillary, why, she's almost one of them, being on their payroll and all!"
At that point, 4 dark suited secret service agents rushed on stage and escorted the VP's wife directly into a waiting car and a G5 waiting at Dulles international airport where it was said she had a "standing engagement to visit the Betty Ford Clinic."
A mortified Øprah apologized to her audience and announced she was throwing her support to the GOP for the upcoming 2010 Congressional elections.
To cement her apology, she announced to a standing room ovation that her next guest would be Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin.
"I think it's time for a REAL change" she said to an enthusiastic audience.