Written by Mr Lizard
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Topics: Media, Brain

Tuesday, 15 June 2004

Pharmacutical company Med4You had the media in a lather this week with the planned launch of a new shampoo which they claim can "Wash away a brain tumour".

The company claim that the molecular structure of a brain tumour in Situ is surprisingly similar to head dirt. Its not the first time the company has hit the headlines, earlier in the year they released a shower gel for people with skin cancer.

Spokesperson for the company Sophie Crundelton has strongly defended the products and claims that there is no scientific proof that the products don't work. Although the launch looks certain to go ahead the company has been ordered to remove the logo "Try it, what have you got to lose"

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