Rome - (Holy Ass Mess): NATO's top Professor of Diabolical Parasitology has asserted the global secular view that Pope 'Joe the Plumber' Ratzinger is clinically nuts.
Prof V Smart says the Pope's latest attempts to demonize women by claiming the devil 'dresses up as the Blessed Virgin Mary in apparitions' is a sad side-effect of Ratzo's anti-dementia prescription medication.
Ratzinger has hired a posse of demonologists and exorcists to prove his Sacred Parapsychology theory that a gender-bender transvestite Satan is behind fooling naive Christians.
"I guess His Wholy Pointlessness is up against an Interpol brick wall," Smart added, "you know, the one about the amassed 25 years of evidence in the murder of God's Banker Robert Calvi.
"Little wonder he's upped the paranoia stakes with this latest foolish tirade."