Muff diving has been a world wide tradition, an Olympic sport and an adolescent rite of passage for generations.
A new generation and hair removing creams and slick bic razors have promoted the almost universal practice of the Bald Eagle. The chaunch now makes its almost exclusive appearance sans fur. The Chinese hairless cat has become the demise that lies between the thighs of every Ophelia and when the world's Hamlets seek to lay in these laps, there be no muff to cushion said dive.
Contemporary hairless skin lickers report that the muffless dive provides a smoother entrance and and cleaner get away. Former world champion muff diver, JR Ombligo told said that he'd might give up the dive if there'd be no muff to keep him warm.