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Tuesday, 13 January 2009

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Eye on the Earth

Embattled Governor Rod Blagojevich's hairpiece was recently spotted from the Hubble Space Telescope.

Astonomer, Wyatt Eibaal, honed in on the hairpiece as it was floating down a Chicago street atop Blagojevich's pate.

"It wasn't hard to find," Eibaal remarked. I simply aimed the telescope near Blagojevich's downtown office and there it was, big as life."

Other items Eibaal will be attempting to spot on earth with the Hubble are: Angelina Jolie's lips, Russel Crowe's tummy and Dmetry Medvedev's front porch.

Eiball also intends to focus on finding some harder to spot items such as Bernie Madoff's character and Rosie O'Donnel's career.

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