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Monday, 12 January 2009

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Kangaroo Hangout

Canterbury - A skateboarder and a teenage grandfather survived separate genital attacks in New England this morning, just two weeks after a taxi driver was believed to have been kicked in the testicles by a large Kangaroo in the country's west end.

Police said a 13-year-old skate boarder shook off the Kangaroo and skated back home despite the agony of a giant kick to his left testicle after it attacked him at Finchley underground.

"Witnesses said that there were a number of Kangaroos acting suspiciously close to the underground entrance... and the next minute there was a violent scream in the station," Ticket inspector for New Scotland Wales railways Benny Leary said.

In the second incident, a teenage grandfather was kicked in the testicles by a five-metre white Kangaroo on the northeast line of the southern wales railway.

The teenage grandfather of five is reportedly to be in a stable condition in hospital and his injuries are not believed to be life-threatening.

The attacks come two weeks after a taxi driver was presumed to be kicked in the testicles by a large Kangaroo on the country's west end.

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