Madison WI-- An angry snowman lost its mind over the weekend and began attacking the two boys that created it. Madison detectives say the snowman became enraged after the boys used a carrot to make its nose. The little brothers weren't hurt. They had nothing more than scratches and were checked out at Madison General Hospital. The insane snowman was shot and killed by the police.
Madison detectives say the snowman attacked when the boys placed a carrot in its face. The snowman thought a carrot was very disrespectful of the boys. Only gay snowmen have carrots for noses.
The evil creature went postal right away and tried grabbing the little boys with its stick arms. It began making snowballs and pummelled the boys until they retreated to their snow fort. The snowman screamed and ran towards the snow fort to kill the boys.
A police officer happened to drive by and saw the situation. The officer shot the snowman six times and it died. The snowman's body was taken to police headquarters where it was melted down and used to make coffee.
Madison officials recommend that snowmen noses only be made from celery sticks!