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Sunday, 11 January 2009

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Scenes at Buckingham Palace this morning

There have been calls, today, for Prince Harry, the Queen's grandson and former Nazi to resign from the Army, after he apologised for racist remarks made to a Paki whilst about his business in Afghanistan.

The Royal soldier was speaking after remarks he made about a soldier in his regiment were deemed offensive towards persons from Pakistan.

The Prince said yesterday:

"I didn't even realise that he was from Pakistan. I mean, it's so hard to tell; they all look the bloody same, by Jove! I just called him 'a Paki' because he looked like a bit of a wog."

Last night though, hundreds of thousands of people, one or two of them soldiers, complained that the Royal should resign from the Army, or else be court-martialled, over his colourful descriptions of foreign and oriental gentlemen.

Harry is an expert at offending people. In 2005, he offended millions of Jews worldwide, when he wore a Swastika armband and a Nazi uniform and regalia at a party, and referred to his grandmother as Die Fuhrer.

In the Paki incident mentioned above, the Prince called his fellow soldier "our little Paki friend", but in an another, he uses the term 'raghead' to describe an Army Cadet.

A released statement reads:

"The fellows all tend to resemble each other, particularly after dark. Despite all of this, it is important to stress that the individual concerned was, indeed, a Paki, and that, at least the Prince didn't say the word nigger."

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