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Topics: Barack Obama

Friday, 9 January 2009

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The Bi-atch H-O

US Prez Elect Barack Obama has pledged to break the Bush- Cheney isolation from world diplomacy. Before even ascending to the inaugural throne, American King Barry has already scheduled meetings with Hamas, Al Qaida, the Soviet Communist party, various European Fascists, Attila the Hun and important Visigoths.

Obama in his now classic confidence that the ancient Greeks called Hubris and the Bible says goeth before the flop, believes that he can talk with and talk anybody into anything:

"I, the Biatch H-O, has talked the American people who elected W 2x into voting fo a Black man who favors gun rights and is named after every Arab terrorist since Salladin. I believe that I can persuade Hamas to eat ham, Al Qaida to all but quiver, Stalin to stall, Muzzle Mussolini and berate the barbarians.

"After that challenging the Chinese and insulting the Indians should be a piece of yellow cake uranium!"

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