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Thursday, 8 January 2009

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Jesus with lost sheep - just one highlight from 'In His Own Words'

A new press statement from publishers Blume & Bialistock proclaims that the widely anticipated second book by 2008 year old veteran Jesus of Nazareth, "Gethsemane and Beyond", will be in bookstores around the world in time for Easter. Signings will take place in all stores at the same time, due to the omnipresent nature of the author.

Jesus (pron. 'Geesuss', not 'Heysuse') was unavailable for comment, but his long time companion Mary (nee. Magdalene) briefly said, "Jesus is very tired, he is currently hard at work on the 'Second Coming'."

A reporter asked her what was in the new book - a sequel to #1 New York Bestseller "Gospel according to Jesus - in His own words". She said "It starts with Jesus talking to me outside the tomb and then takes the reader to new heights. I don't wish to spoil it with any advance speculations."

Gabriel read a short statement from God. "I am pleased with the work of my son, the truth has come out."

Mel Gibson has secured the Movie rights to all three books.

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