The image that first springs to mind when someone mentions a Squirrel is a cute little foraging creature with personality and great intelligence, well this positive persona is no longer in many parts of the world. As the classic grey squirrel is on a mission.
A mission you ask?
Yes a mission. Not for Almonds or Chestnuts, but for world domination! People all over the world have been viciously attacked by armies of stampeding Squirrels, carrying guns, swords and weapons of every description.
So far the worst affected places are the southwest of England and parts of France, Germany and Spain. But don't be fooled into thinking it is just the grey Squirrels that are on the hunt. The rarest and most dangerous kind are of course the renowned RED SQUIRREL. Now these are the ones to watch out for as they could come in many forms of disguise, the latest reports are of them imitating the domestic hamster or even dog.
So lock your doors, stay away from parks and throw your nuts away now! And for all you Squirrel hunting fanatics...well...God bless you.