International diplomacy suffered a severe setback yesterday when it was revealed that Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne was forced to strip naked by Britney Spears, at a peace conference to end the Israel/Hammas conflict.
Ms Spears was apparently attending the conference held in Switzerland, on behalf of Condoleezza Rice who was still sulking for not being picked by Obama's team.
The conference got off to a lively start when Gazza's lifelong drinking friend 'Jimmy 'Five Bellies' drank two magnums of crystal champagne and then went on to perform an eye watering dance of the seven veils.
This proved to be such a hit with the Israelis and Hammas teams that the party was soon in full swing and old hostilities were soon forgotten as the alcohol kicked in.
At this point, Britney leaped on the tables and gave a memorable rendition of her greatest hits.
Unable to control himself, Gazza thrust himself up next to her and started to fondle her, much to her discomfort.
Due to the noise and effects of too much booze, Gazza misheard Britney's shouts of 'Git off you Limey bastard', thinking she had said 'strip off you dreamy rascal'.
Gazza enthusiastically ripped off his England Team strip with tears streaming down his cheeks with the same beauty as when he played for the three lions.
Britney remained unimpressed by Gazza's strip and instead moaned on at some length about the three ways a Twitter hack can hurt.
The party quickly dissolved but the Gaza strip was once again the main topic of conversation in downtown Tel Aviv.