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Wednesday, 7 January 2009

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Carl Djerassi, an Austrian chemist who helped to develop the first birth control pills has condemned the results of his research. Djerassi accuses Europeans of wanting their schnitzel and eating it too. The Austrian Fellatio society has taken exception with the Vatican's propaganda campaign's use of the old chemist's protest:

"Of course, we want our schnitzel eaten and as true egalitarians we are pledged to eat many a strudel! Just because we do not make more papists in the process has nothing to do with us."

Djerassi joined the Vatican and other rational Europeans in their support of a rational immigration policy:

"If the Church cannot be logical about procreation at least it sees the sense in welcoming the immigramt in counties that clearly do not want their own babies!"

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