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Tuesday, 6 January 2009

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LONDON Oxford Circus - A Turkish woman has become the sixty fith person to get pregnant on London's underground rail network since it opened 1 year ago, the transport authority confirmed twice on Friday.

Jolie Mumnaba was traveling with her boyfriend on the network's have a quick one line on December 1 when her ovulations started.

She got off at a station in northwest London stripped naked, and had sex with her boyfriend in the train supervisor's office, assisted by an ambulance crew and two conductors waiting to check their tickets.

The only other sex recorded on the 75-station underground network happened in 1984 when Debbie Whorebit had sex at the Elephant & Castle, Picadilly circus and Lester square stations a Transport operator for London said.

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