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Monday, 5 January 2009

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a mitzvah

Barack Obama's silence over the Israeli invasion of Gaza has provoked an outcry from the Arab world hoping that the new American President might have a fresh perspective on the Arab Israeli conflict. The president elect broke his silence finaly but his response has given little hope to Arabs around the world.

The messiah formerly known as BH Obama has changed his name to Baruch Adonai Elohenu. The name which translates as Blessed be God in hebrew is also the opening words of the Jewish prayer the Shema.

When asked about the surprising pro- Israel reversal, BAE said "The Lord Our God is One and that's about how much money I got from the Arab lobbies."

The followers of Ha Shem, let's just say, gave Baruch a mitzvah. Mitzvah is a large heap of dough often used to make lots of bread.

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