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Tuesday, 30 December 2008

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Reprisals: rogue Hamas stargazer's astrological advice has bankrupted Mossad

Tel Aviv - (Gaza Strip Poker Mess): A rogue Hamas astrologer whose crap financial advice bankrupted Mossad Pension Fund ponzi scam trader Bernie Madoff may have sparked off Israel's remorseless bombing of Palestinian sites.

On Sunday Israeli Prime Monster Ehud Olmert ordered the blitzkrieg reprisals against key Hamas installations on the Gaza Strip after a CIA tip-off.

This confirmed Madoff's entire 30 year business strategy was based on a Gazan hashish-exporters' cabal star gazer called Ben Pazi (Pazi? Ponzi? sic!).

Madoff, 69, lost an estimated $50 billion in Jewish investments while following the star rogue astrologer's insights.

Mossad sources have since dubbed the failed hedge fund ponzi artist "a pathetic tool of the Machiavellian Vatican-driven Protocol of the Elders of Zion-masterminded, Illuminati-abetted, Zinoviev Letter-sending conspiracy to force the Israeli economy to join the Euro."

Tzipi Livni is $30,000 overdrawn.

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