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Topics: Russia, Santa, panic

Thursday, 25 December 2008

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The military forces of Russia and other European countries remain on high alert this morning after an unidentified aircraft overflew most of the continent last evening.

The event began when an unknown supersonic aircraft conducted a low altitude high speed flyby of the Taj Mahal in Inda, sending animals stampeding and causing residents of the area to fear an attack.

What began as a localized problem quickly turned into a global incident, as the unidentified aircraft entered the airspace of one country after another in a crazy pattern of loops and zigzags.

At one point, when the aircraft entered Russian airspace, that country's airforce scrambled their fastest fighers to try and intercept the intruder.

However, after a near collision between a fighter and the strange aircraft, the pilots were ordered to return to their bases. The pilot who almost collided with the craft is reported to have screamed over the radio :"F*** THIS NOISE!".

One pilot, who wishes to remain anonymous, told us "Pilot of strange, red colored craft was drunk or gone insane! He fly all over sky random pattern! We finally tell control it too crazy to get near!".

After more than an hour, the Unidentified aircraft left Russian airspace and flew out over the Atlantic.

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