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Sunday, 28 December 2008

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Bush's Hands-on Approach to Global Defence

Washington - George W. Bush, seen by many as a lameduck president by many may soon be considered the greatest president of all time. While publicly appearing calm and cheerful the president has been single handedly fending off alien attacks to the U.S. in the bunker below the White House on a nightly basis using a vintage 1980 Atari computer.

"The aliens are relentless" says Bush.

"I keep shootin em down like rabbits and they just keep on comin."

"I thank the Lord that through his wisdom I was made a good shot from ranching and huntin or the planet would have been gone a long time ago."

Bush says he does not mind the long days and nights serving his country.

"After a day of meetings with Dick and Condaleeza with a press conferences or two thrown in there's nothing like saving the world from alien attacks to blow off a little steam."

"My boys even got it set it up so that I get points" he chuckled.

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