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Tuesday, 23 December 2008

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Stu out looking for money yesterday

A former US Olympic athlete has admitted to having changed sex at an early age to improve his (or her) chances of getting on the team.

Stu Dunkov was a 13 year old Peggy Sue Wildsmith who decided to become a male in order to fulfil a dream of going to the Olympic Games to represent his country. Stu had felt it was better to be a male because in those days female representation was not as big as it is now.

Stu, who is now 39, represented USA in the long jump at the 1988 Olympic Games in Seoul Korea.

"Besides the athletic advantages, being a she is damn hard what with all that PMS, incessant migraines and household duties not to mention chidbirth" Stu said. "I got married and my wife bore three children. Its great. I drink six packs 'til I go blind."

Stu recently was called before the Judiciary to answer charges of wife bashing.

"Yeah, sure, I'm just like the next guy. Don't we all do it fellas?"

Stu hopes to get a job one day and do something positive with his life. Need your car windscreen cleaned anyone?

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