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Topics: Women

Friday, 19 December 2008

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A multinational corporation found itself in a rather slippery situation today after its petroleum jelly brand was sued for the heafty sum of $10,000,001.

Mrs B. A. Gentleman pressed charges against the company after she caught her 12 year old son 'lubricating himself'. She narrated a grizzly and sweaty scene, leaving the Jury jaw-dropped at her court appearance on Monday.

"I blame myself, he was right there on the kitchen counter...the near empty tub beside him. He was going at it so vigorously 'yeesh'. He was all greasy and oiled up. There was cum spewing everywhere like an organic volcanoe had just exploded. I'm so ashamed! I blame myself! No, I blame the company for starting their brand name with the letter 'V'"

The court however, found it difficult to derive sense from Mrs Gentleman's last statement. If you can, please call 009-988078-LUBE

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