Little Cock, Arkansas - (ReUterus & Sordid Ass Mess): Brunei's top fugitive mobster Prince Jefri Archer donated $10 million to Bill Clinton's Presidential Fantasy Factory...er, Charitable Foundation! - according to records released today.
Jefri, 69, famously robbed the Brunei Investment Authority of $25 billion and attempted laundering half of the proceeds to the Taleban before being busted by the UK's Serious & Disorganised Crime Agency.
The Non-Aligned Crack Barons Association's $7.5 million also features in the Clinton coffers list as does Sordid Arabian Prince Bandar's $5 million, gleaned mostly from UK taxpayer backhanders in the disgraceful BAE scandal.
Also on the Clinton list of donors is disgraced Off-the-Wall-Street hedge fund trader Bernard Madoff whose $5 million helped to swell the Clinton coffers' expense contributions to Hillary's desperate 2008 fighiting fund.
Another largelly unsurprising donation is ex-New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's favorite brothel the Holy Roman Emperor VIP Club which is credited as giving 'over $1 million's worth' of sperm donor activities free of charge to the ex-President.
Caroline Kennedy really sucks.