SEOUL, South Korea - One of South Korea's most famous actresses has been found guilty of adultery.
In a high profile case the full-time actress and part-time adultress Ok-So-ri said that she is so sorry that she got caught having an affair with one of her husband's friends.
The husband, Park Chul, (no relation to Rosa Parks) said that his wife was indeed sorry but that by her saying that didn't unpoke her.
Park, who amazingly still has a bit of a sense of humor said that his wife Ok was now a stained woman of no virtue, no values, no morals, and no money down with no interest or payments for two years.
One of Ok-So-ri's attorneys, Ying Fu Wicki (no relation to Fu Manchu) said that Mr. Chul was just upset because Ok has burned his favorite meal, stir-fried baby badger on too many occasions.
Ok's other attorney, Waki Kinki (no relation to the Kinks) added that her client Ok was only looking for a friend to talk to about method acting, deep fried marinated pigeon recipes, and Hyundai automotive dealerships in South Korea.
Ok-So-ri Chul, although found guilty was handed a suspended sentence. She will have to wear a court-mandated sign in front of her size 36-D boobs that reads: "Hello, I am Ok and I am not Okay because I am one sorry unfaithful mean, lousy cook of a wife who did extramarital things. Thank you."
Park Chul has also managed to convince Judge Jung 'Billy' Coochi Cu to allow him to have some T-shirts made up that Ok will be required to wear as she stands on the sidewalk in front of her house. Chul said that the T-shirts will read: "Honk, if you think that I am one sorry ass *ho**. Thank y*u and have a rice day."
When Park Chul was asked if he planned to file for divorce on grounds of adultery, he replied, "Hell no! No way! Dude, have you not gotten a good gander at her mammary glands or what?"
In related news, Pamela Anderson is reportedly selling the x-rays of her latest mammogram on eBay. The four x-rays, or rather the two x-rays of the two tits will be sold as a pair, or rather as a set (and what a set it is!). Thank you (;)