PUKIS-TAN: The Pakistani Army-ISI-mullah nexus is at it again! While the dumbocrackpot government of Zardari-Gilani obfuscates and twirls in the wind - lying through its teeth; the Army-mullah-militant Dirty Tricks department has come up with another scam.
In 1948 the Pak Army disguised its soldiers as "freedom fighters" and pushed them into Kashmir - thus creating the "Kashmir situation" which it nurtures to this day.
Last month Pak-army trained terrorists wearing Versace T-shirts, and jeans smeared vermillion on their foreheads and tied sacred red threads to their wrists pretending to be "Hindus" as they embarked on a murderous, barbaric massacre in Mumbai. Unfortunately for the Pakis, one of their boys got caught and is singing like a veritable canary.
To deflect the world's attention from its involvement in the Mumbai massacre, the army has once again gone back to the disguise scenario. The banning of the Jamaat-ud-Dawa "charity" by the government has scared the militants. The UNSC has not bought the argument that it is "only an organisation that provides food and water to the impoverished!!" - LOL!!
So back to the drawing board. This time, 200 militant women disguised as "Pakistani Hindus" protested against the restrictions imposed on this terrorist organization.
"Ha-ha" chuckled an Indian source, "Those pathetic, desperate buggers. They're terrified that the jig's up so they're running from pillar to post"
When this reporter asked the Indian source whether India was planning an imminent attack on Pakistan he put his finger to his lips; "Will we, won't we, let's just keep them hopping. They're going down the crapper sooner or later - time is on our side!"
Meanwhile an Army-ISI-militant contact in Pakistan said "Now, we are working on another disguise scam; we will disguise our militants as American tourists"