Baghdad - (Loadofoldcobblers! Mess): Iraq's notorious shoe bomber got his moment of revenge yesterday putting the boot into President George W Bush during a prime-time televised photo-op.
Muntadar al-Zeidi clearly didn't like the smarmy way in which Bush was schmoozing Iraqi Prime Monster Newry Al Malarkey.
"So I lobbed a pair of camel dung-smeared Number Tens at him, made in England by the Downing Street Cobblers Company," al-Zeidi explained.
Today he is a national hero as Iraqis queue up to get his autograph and congratulate him on his lobbing skills.
"It was like the popular Muslim pastime of throwing stones at the devil during the Hajj," one admirer explained.
Next week he is to get his own reality TV show where the participants can express their disgust at US military policy by chucking filth-encrusted items of footwear at a virtual surround-sound US president.
Condoleezza Rice is in hiding.