An Iraqi journalist whose pent up frustration with the destruction of his country and hundreds of thousands of his fellow citizens by Bush's unnecessary war release his anger by throwing both of his shoes at Bush. Bush stood behind a podium during a surprise visit to Iraq and ducked to defend himself from the footwear felonious attack.
W tried to shrug off the attack with some of his lame ass lame duck jokes but that was before he knew that a missile epidemic was in his future. At a soccer stadium the next day football players threw their jock straps and cups at America's worst President. Everywhere he goes lately someone is releasing their frustration by letting loose with whatever is at hand.
The government accounting office has recorded in addition to the shoes and the athletic supporters, seventeen pair of scissors, a dozen jelly donuts, a whole roast chicken, forty pair of eyeglasses and five golden rings.
A source close to the soon to be ex-President but not close enough to be hit said that Bush's only comment so far has been to express shock and awe and the size of adult jock straps.