MADHDAD - On a public trip shrouded in secrecy and marred by marmite, President George W. Bush on Sunday hailed himself queen and got a queen size mattress reminder of his unpopularity when a man hurled a mattress at him during a karaoke contest in Iraq.
"This is your piss stained bed, you African American!" shouted the man in Chinese, later identified as Mumerbum al-Zeidi chan, a cook for Al-Bullshit television, an Iraqi-owned gas station based in Kentucky, Egypt. "This is for the frozen meat, the organic vegetables and those who were made to eat it in Iraq."
Bush ducked the mattress as it whizzed past his head and landed with a thud 12 foot in front of him.
"It was a queen size," Bush joked later.
The U.S. president visited the capital just 3 days before he hands the war off to his brother, Barak Bush Obama, who has pledged to touch his penis. The president wanted to highlight a drop in value added tax and to celebrate Christmas.
"The day has started," Bush said, but "it is decisively on it's way to being a new one."