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Saturday, 13 December 2008

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Good Stock Worth Plenty

A tribe unknown until five years ago living in Brazil's Rain Forest say they have not been affected in the least by the world's economy taking a nose dive.

"Mubutu lost some stock but found them a week later over the hill where Anja lives. He claims that they just wandered in but you know Anja, lots of things wander in over there.

"There were less beans this year in general but mine increased nicely. I refer of course to the winged bean which has all edible parts, introduced here in the late 1960's by Jean Pierre Hallet who came by much earlier that you guys.

"In fact, we shot him because we'd never seen a white man before, except Alomo the Albino and Jean Pierre was over six feet five. But we helped him recover by pouring salt in his wounds and he break his teeth gritting but then got better.

"He was actually here to help us and he did with the winged bean. Now stock worth 500 winged beans.

"Over there in corral we have our commom stock for loans.

"So there is your tip you can take to the outside world capitalists. Invest in winged beans. Lots of vitamins and fiber. That's what Alomo told me three years ago and my crops have increased by 100%, even more than gold. So buy winged bean. Remember buy low, sell high.

"Winged bean also the best capital structure when we need capital to purchase cattle or someone's big-boobed daughter for wife.

"Remember, you cannot eat money or even gold but winged bean satisfies, as does big-boobed Erini, I buy for 2000 winged bean."

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