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Thursday, 11 December 2008

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Due to legal reasons we are only allowed show Johnny from the waist up.

Johnny Crown, the man with the Worlds Hairiest testicles, says he gets incredibly sweaty when visiting hot climates.

"I get so hot and sticky. My balls really start itching like crazy. I just need to jump into a cold shower to cool off", moaned Johnny.

Johnny says he follows his own father:

"My father stayed down the mines for years - I don't really know why. He wasn't a miner. I think he just liked being in the dark. He had itchy balls too. He used to drive my mother crazy rubbing his groin against the walls of the house. The neighbors must have thought he had the mange. Which he did have too, ironically", adds Johnny.

Johnny's tried everything from shaving his balls to wearing rubber underpants to no avail but says he's resigned to his fate:

"Sometimes when I'm lying in bed scratching my testicles with a fork I look over at the windowsill and see my trophies for having such incredibly hairy balls", smiles Johnny, "and it makes me think how bizarrely lucky I really am".

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