A devastated man missed his favorite television programme after he set his video recorder wrong.
Jeff Dahmer from Wisconsin thought he had set the timer correctly for 'Big Gay Herman's House of Fun' - a family drama starring some of the still-alive former cast members from the Munsters - but when he returned from his nightly 3am walk in the local park he was shocked to discover he had taped 'America's Got Talent' instead.
"I sat through 20 minutes of shit amateur dramatics and jugglers before it dawned on me that I was watching the wrong station", wept Jeff, "20 minutes of my life I will never get back. 20 minutes of that stupid, whiny bitch from the Osbourne's and that talent less English twat".
Jeffs woes continued when he realized that none of his neighbors had recorded his show - or indeed knew what a 'tape' was as they were all recordable Blu-Ray owners - and that they had, in any case, all been watching the America's Got no Talent crap also.
"I'll never find out if Eddie Munster has sex with the cat", wailed Jeff, "and unfortunately I've now been sucked into watching that America's Got Talent show until the conclusion. Bastards".