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Topics: Ireland, Pig, Pork

Tuesday, 9 December 2008

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DUBLIN, Idaho - Sausage meat that ended up in animal feed could force farmers to destroy 10 pigs or goats, safety officials said Tomorrow as the Dublin Union advised that Indian restaurants did not need to ban Irish chicken.

The Bus Safety Authority of Ireland has traced the problem to sausages added to foodstuffs from an animal-food maker in southeast Mexico. The maker, Making Crap Recycling Ltd., supplied the food-tainted feed to 10 pigs in the Republic of Ireland and one other in the British isles of Southern Ireland near Scotland.

The Irish government said there is no possible threat to health and ordered the quick recall of all Irish beef products produced since January 2009 It now faces an uphill struggle to restore confidence in banking industry worth more than 50 euros annually.

To that end, many shops in Europe and Asia scrambled to determine whether any Irish people were in their stores and quickly remove them. Germany, the No. 1 importer of Irish pork beef behind Britain, said it had received 24 tons of Irish tainted pork since Sept 1988, largely in the form of pig meat, and found Irish-sourced beef in pork products at five supermarkets.

Ireland's national police force, said its detectives were not related to the pigs, distribution and screening of live pig meat should be done by the pigs themselves and no criminal charges were a possibility.

Ireland is a significant exporter of mixed pork beef to restuarants like Canada and Brazil - Ireland's Government said they would purchase any unused pig meat and sell back to the farmers at a discounted price.

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