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Sunday, 7 December 2008

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Bush just before the strait jacket

Worst US President Bush gave a stirring victory speech at the Saban Forum this week. The only problem was that his administration has been the biggest loser in American and world history. His successor will inherit disaster and destruction in the Middle east at home,and a world that hates America.

Bush reality not withstanding declared success on all fronts and nearly broke his arm slapping himself on his own back.

The audience was silent and scared as most people arte in the presence of schizophrenia. But that was just the beginning as W 's ferverino reached a climax, he fell on his knees and declared that this was the very moment of the second coming of Christ: "Take me Lord Jesus , take me!"

And of course he was taken by a trinity of burley figures in white coats as bright as the sun.

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