London - (Grateful Dead Sea Scrolls Mess): Armageddon watchers are holding their breath ahead of Monday 8 December's apocalyptical Feast of the Immaculate Deception which coincides with the Sanskrit holy day of Bodhi or the Enlightenment of Spoof! writer Jesus Buddha.
TheSpoof.com editor Mark Lowton commented today:
"It's a miracle. I have a sneaky gut feeling... about a mystery apparition on the TheSpoof.com Featured Writer slot, probably of Jesus Buddha, flashing his best attributes... if not his family jewels.
"Sorry for any inconvenience."
In France a national holiday marks Spoof writer Jean Le Fête des Lumières with special celebrations in Lyons celebrating the activities of all the city's virgins called Mary.
Meanwhile over in New York Yoko Ono's former matrimonial lawyers will be raising a glass or two commemorating their miraculous cash cow.
"Unravelling the estate of the late John Lennon - who was gunned down outside the Dakota Building on 8 December 1980 - has kept us in the manner to which all lawyers should become accustomed to," one attorney pal admitted.
Veteran Spoof writer queen mudder meanwhile has put her shirt on online spread-yer-legs-betting site Aintgottaprayer.con's fantastic 2/1 odds of the Puppet Monarch finally popping her clogs on 8 December.
"And I reckon UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown's government will also fall that day," was her final parting shot.