Written by Mary Popin
Print this
Topics: Cars

Friday, 5 December 2008

image for Bissan recalls cars
Patel Car

Bissan Motor, India's only- largest car and plastic maker, is recalling 400 vehicles - some sold in North Korea - after it found some cars had no steering colum, windows, foot brakes or even an engine.

The recall covers Patel plastic vans and Tika cardboard cars. It also affects Sunsiki Motor's Light weight lorries, which Bissan supplies under an original equipment manufacturing deal to Britsh firms.

Bissan said Patel engines can go dead or even break down due to no electronic wires or even no electronics, while improper lubrication in the Tika's motor can cause brakes to burn out or burst into flames. It added it has not received any reports of accidents due to the small defects.

The vehicles were mostly sold in Korea but some are sold in Holland and Amsterdam.

Make Mary Popin's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 3 plus 1?

6 24 4 10
43 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience on our website, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more