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Thursday, 27 November 2008

image for Russell Brand caught shagging more 'satanic slut' granddaughters: of Che Guevara, Manuel Noriega, General Pinochet and Hugo Chavez
Distaff line: succubus slags like Nancy 'Mephistopheles' Noriega and Paris Pinochet, above

New York - (ReUterus & Succubus Ass Mess): "The man's insatiable for Satanic Slut vagina vipers!" LAFagHagSlagMag Manhattan correspondent Dave Skank commented today as the news broke of UK comic Russell Brand's latest demonic conquest, Che Guevara's granddaughter Lydia.

"Andrew Sachs's granddaughter Georgina Baillie famously gave him the hump," Skank added.

"But hell, that was only after he'd rubbed her granddad up the wrong way with a trick or treat kiss-n-tell phone prank.

"Still, that hasn't deterred Brand from shagging his way through yet more hellish 'satanic sluts'."

The magazine has reported that this time Brand's been working his way through the distaff line of fabled revolutionaries and dictators such as Che Guevara, Manuel Noriega, General Augusto Pinochet and Hugo Chavez.

"Must have balls of steel," Skank enthused mischieviously.

Brand's latest conquests are reported to include Guevara's granddaughter Lydia, Nancy 'Mephistopheles' Noriega, Paris Pinochet and Britney 'Lilith' Chavez.

The news has prompted the US Secret Service to double its five man 24 hour protection squad on Chelsea Clinton.

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