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Topics: Sex, Dubai

Tuesday, 25 November 2008

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It's amazing what those Arabs will put up with!

The two Britons found guilty of having sex on a Dubai beach, are to be made to 'service' enthusiastic local residents in a way they could not possibly have imagined when they let their lust get the better of them back in July.

The duo from Bromley, south-east London, accepted their sentences in stunned silence when they were read out to them .

The filthy pair were caught on Jumeirah Beach on 5 July, and were found guilty of unmarried sex and public indecency at Dubai's Court of First Instance in October.

At the Dubai Court of Appeal yesterday, the Judge told defence lawyers that he agreed with the decision of the first court, and had decided to increase the punishment to the maximum tariff for such a vile and disgusting act.

They would, he said:

"Undertake such favours as is required of them by anyone from the local community who wished to avail himself of any, or all, of their orifices."

Clarifying, the Judge told the court that they should form an orderly queue behind him should they want to shag the female culprit, who he described as "tasty for a 36-year-old".

Defence lawyer Dussun Matter was astonished at the decision, but wasted no time in securing his place in the queue behind the Prosecuting, Mohammed al-Fuq-er.

Both giggled nervously as they stroked large hard-ons.

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