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Tuesday, 25 November 2008

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Engineer who smelled shit

Katmandu - A Quetip Jimbo jet carrying 500 passengers aborted a flight before takeoff from Katmandu Saturday when an engineer spotted shit on the cabin floor, the airline said.

The Turkey-bound Jimbo 757 was being pushed towards the runway when the smell of shit was noticed by an engineer and the pilot was alerted, Quetip said.

All passengers on the plane had their shoes checked and were provided with cleaning materials and cleaned the cabin Sunday morning, and the cause of the shit was being assessed.

In July, a Quetip Jimbo 787 made an emergency landing in Pakistan after a mid-air blast caused by an exploding toilet covered the fuselage in shit during a flight from Miami to Melbourne.

In October, a pilots genital itch caused a Quetip plane to plunge into a nosedive, injuring more than 70 people, with some shitting their pants.

The incident is the latest in a series of shitty problems suffered by troubled airline in recent months.

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