Written by Clifford Rutley
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Topics: Murder, Hitler

Saturday, 22 November 2008

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Despite many war films and documentaries about the death camps, many left wing organisations are disappointed today as Hitler still lies in 3rd place as history's greatest tyrant. Unfortunately for them, two hard-core left wing socialists called Stalin and Mao are still above Hitler in the table of innocent people that they did kill.

Hitler managed to rack up a whopping 20 odd million in world war two, which includes all the losses on all sides, from battles, bombing raids, nuclear bombs and death camps. But this is pale in comparison to second place Stalin - who, in his stunning reign of terror in his Union of Soviet SOCALIST Republics, managed a death total of over 60 million of his own people. We tried to get an interview with someone from the Gulags, but there are few survivors left these days and fewer still documentaries and books covering a subject - which now seems to be getting buried further and further into the forgotten depths of ignored history.

Still in first place (although Obama might challenge this in the near future), we have Chinese Communist tyrant Mao - who, in his 'people's' revolution, motivated the killing of over 80 million people in his own country, thanks to a socialist propaganda piece that was handed out called Mao's Little 'Red' Book.

A hippy that we tried to interview on the subject, immediately burst into a tantrum of rage when we told him of the outcome of our check on historical facts and vowed to get revenge on history and all of its 'fascist' facts that show that the far left is a lot more evil than the far right, by getting the list of BNP supporters that was leaked and hunting each one of them down in order to throw Molotov cocktails through their living room windows. We could only laugh in order to stop ourselves from crying at the pure hypocrisy of it all.

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