The US of A admitted that colonizing Iraq and creating a launching pad for its conquest of the Middle East failed. The only superpower has agreed to go home with its tail between its legs by 2011.
The real shocking news was the added announcement that America will be withdrawing completely from the world by 2025!
Where its millions of citizens, even larger population of domestic pets, skyscrapers, bridges, tunnels, and movie stars will go has not been determined. But the date for the fall of the American empire has been set. Already citizens of the world are planning 2025 celebrations and nations are caught up in bitter rivalries for the honor of crowning GW Bush the King of Fools!