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Thursday, 20 November 2008

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DUBLIN-IRELAND: Faced with the threat of an imminent work strike, Ireland's national airline Aer Lingus has been sold to Playboy magazine founder and perennially-geriatric, pretend-lecher Hugh Hefner for an undisclosed sum.

Hugh Hefner plans to rename the airline Aer Cunning-lingus. Nude flights will be the order of the day with Mile-high club points to be earned at a rapid pace. Earlier, Virgin owner and constant-adventurer Richard Branson had attempted to bid on Aer Lingus but his offer fell short of the mark.

Nudie cuties on Aer Cunning-lingus' inaugural flight will be Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra and a surprise Hollywood diva who has simply been 'dying for the right moment to go nude'.

Hugh Hefner is beefing himself up with vitamin B-12 shots and lamb embryo-cell injections so he can 'keep up' with the Playbabes.

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