Written by Clifford Rutley
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Topics: Al Gore

Wednesday, 19 November 2008

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Worse Than Hitler!

After much hysteria over supposed 'man made' global warming, the fact that the sun has now come out of a thirty year height in its activity and the planet is now cooling, has caused panic in the real (not paid off by corporations and government grants) scientific world - who now see an approaching major ice age.

The threat of 'man made' global cooling was further highlighted by the revelation that Nasa's Goddard Institute for Space Studies (GISS), which is run by Al Gore's chief scientific ally, Dr James Hansen, and is one of four bodies responsible for monitoring global temperatures for the IPCC and other 'man made' global warming propaganda agencies - has been publishing figures one month out of sink to give all their apparent 'rises' in temperature. The correction has shown the complete opposite and Al Gore and his nutty 'man made' global warming believers have now put the rest of us in danger of death by starvation, freezing and crushing by ice sheets.

With the industrial economy collapsing, bringing with it all the banks, mortgages and everyone's jobs - many people are now asking for a complete reversal on the nutty taxation plan against the life giving gas that plants breath - as they produce more food in the form of CARBO-hydrates, release oxygen and turn our lands green with luscious beautiful trees and flora.

Meanwhile, Al Gore and his nutty 'man made' global warming pushers are set to stand trial in The Hague for crimes against humanity and everyone with a normal head on their shoulders has cried out in relief in hearing the good news.

'I hope he swings,' said one freezing pensioner in Aberdeen who has been unable to pay his energy bill for months now.

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