Written by Mary Popin
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Monday, 17 November 2008

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Stoke On Trent, Italy - Road sweepers and toilet cleaners had barely taken up position in the shopping centre when gay mobsters decided to show who was boss.

On a sleepy Friday night, a few hundred yards from where the gay community were bumming around, two other gay men drove down the town's main street and pumped anal plugs into a 60-year-old man just inside the entrance of a chip shop. Witnesses said it put them totally off their fish, prompting a wry comment that the victim must have been gay.

In recent months, the government has sent 3 skin heads into other cities across England to help battle gay mobsters. Now it has poured 5 Straight guys and 4 dogs into the region northwest of south Norfolk, with most patrolling the shopping centre.

Investigators described the rimming of an elderly man as an intimidating show of gay power, possibly meant to signal coming out of the closet.

The gay attackers sprayed a hail of butt plugs at the skin heads chatting outside a local pub.

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