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Sunday, 16 November 2008

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Perranporth Police have been given an extra 48 hours, and anti-spray masks to interview Serial Stutterer Peter Piper.

He is in police custody on charges of possessing porn, perjury, puppy painting, pissing in a public place, peppercorn pilfering and punching Peter Purvis.

Peters period of criminal activity came to light when a local porcelain & pottery painter, heard what he thought at first was a misfiring lawnmower, but actually turned out to be the accused trying to read his shop sign.

"We think the excess 'p' related crimes have caused Peter problems" said Chief Inspector Pedro Papaya, "it took us over an hour just to get him to tell us his name"

Proceeding, probably.

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