Written by KendoMonkey
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Topics: Fire, Piss

Thursday, 6 December 2001

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Kevin McGregor has become local hero overnight, by saving the life of his nemesis by pissing on him while he was on fire.

McGregor, who has fought on many an occasion above New York's towering skyline, and also in muddy dank sewers, says he's not proud.

"I'm not proud at all. I've gone completely against what I'd say I'd do in similar circumstances. It's a bloody good job I haven't got a contract. From now in, my urine is my own. In fact, I may poison it and that can be my new secret weapon."

McGregor's enemy, Dave Hyde, is said to be recovering in a secret military hospital in Grimsby.

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